Al-Chlamydia

If you can imagine this-- that the tantalizing memory of every thrust, every orgasm, every achingly intense moment you and your lover shared, was also being shared by a fanatical group that uses ignorance as a weapon-- you can imagine what terrorism is.

This terrorist was not recruited by Al-Quaida. This terrorist does not want you to change you religion.

It is far more twisted than that.

This mini-terrorist was actually recruited by someone my lover stuck his dick into. And this terrorist wanted him to change partners. Frequently. Which, apparently my lover did with such yes-man enthusiasm that he doesn't have a fuckin' clue about which pussy recruited his dick into Al-Chlamydia.

That's right. My Lover. Without knowing it, I joined.

I am now part of the ring that possesseth the power to destroy another generation by producing infertility in women who go untreated.
I hold the evil weaponry designed to mix tears with the fire that burns through the urinary tract like hot solder.

And I own the most sickening trait of this evil regime: The ability to infect unborn children with the disease I contracted. Children born from Al-Chlamydia infected mothers also suffer the barbarism of this little bio-terrorist, which is the number 1 cause of early infant pneumonia, not to mention conjunctivitis, and other nasty complications during pregnancy.

So, happy Valentine's Day.

I now have played my part in terrorism. And my part in educating against it.

Through ignorance, lack of information, and credulousness, I have become part of something that I never wanted to be: A harbinger and representative of all of those things. Al-Chlamydia is, thankfully, not strongest network of terrorists out there-- and there is a cure for the body. Sometimes, Al-Chlamydia even cures the brain of making the same stupid mistake twice...

But it is deadly stuff for relationships.

So check yourself. This Valentine's Day, give your lover the greatest gift you can: a clean bill of health. A worry-free orgasm. And check with your partner to make sure he/she sees eye-to-eye on this real war against terror.

Stay safe, folks. And enjoy the holiday of love.

Thatcher B.